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How to catch a lizard

Written by Nicholas Chan on May 19, 2008 – 12:57 am -

Freaking lizard

What do you do when you see a lizard running around in your room? On the floor or on the wall or any where, don’t panic. Be slow and steady, then go and look for a pesticides. If you are fast, you can catch it with your hand, but I prefer not to because it’s ewwie. Hehe. I don’t know since when the little lizard’s tail was dropped off. Maybe I am not the first person who was catching it?

I found Shieldtox at home which is for mosquitoes. Just imagine the lizard is mosquitoes and spray on it without any mercy as if you are spraying your hair. LOL. If you are kind, use a tissue paper, wrap it up and throw it into the toilet bowl, or else, I threw it down my apartment. I bet it will not break its bones, because it don’t have bones! So, I didn’t kill it, instead, I released it from high grounds. =D

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  • E_Phua
    Well, it's good to know that lizards do not have bones, lol.
  • lynn_reen:
    Haha, like that more disgusting la. Like you 2 are starring at each other. XD
  • lynn_reen
    just pretend tat u cant see
  • yiying:
    Haha, then your house ma lizard everywhere?

    OSK:
    Because it had been shieldtox-ed.

    lynn_reen:
    LOL, but the lizard is still here then if like this.
  • lynn_reen
    scream, shout out loud, turn around and walk away. that's it. :)
  • OSK
    Jst wondering y the lizard din escape while has chance during u busy snap shot him/her. Pity!
  • they wont do that larx. they wil just say "just lizard nia marx". no help also. hahax.
  • yiying:
    Haha, that time your parents just slap on the lizard. More cruel. xD
  • i wont settle it by myself. i sure shout for help from my parents. hahax.
  • lynn_reen:
    Hmm, any better idea?

    Chad:
    Really? I thought it's so small until it don't have bones. Thanks for the info, wonder has it bones break or not.

    wei haw:
    Haha, no lizard is better. Got lizard is bad, it's running around.

    yiying:
    Hahaha. Really bo? Next time I'll see how you settle the lizard.
  • waaa. chek ak nia u. =P
  • hohoho!!! so...deep 1 meh???

    haha...xD

    wish wont hav lizzard at my house!!
  • Just wanna correct you that lizard did have bones :)
  • lynn_reen
    cruel!
  • Crossfire^^:
    Wow, that's a good one! I use Shieldtox for everything, cockcroach, flies, mosquitoes, lizard. LOL.

    ojibala:
    Haha, better than if I squeeze it, flush it down the toilet bowl or throw into rubbish bin.
  • drop it from high grounds = violent
  • 3POINT8:
    Good idea, I'll try when I see them again next time. I don't really dare to touch the lizard actually, it's sticky yet cold.

    maike:
    Really? HAHAHAHA.

    tomyammee:
    Haha, don't want la. I scared later I don't know how to take care then it dies.
  • tomyammee
    OMG! u too wu eng d, go 2 catch a lizard. btw, u cn keep them as pets mah,i hv a friend her pet is lizard...hahaXD...
  • I will run away from them
    saya takut cicak!!!
  • or you can wet your and catch it.
    Fro some reason, lizards are easier to catch if your hand is wet. I think they don't respond to water quite well..
  • Fangs:
    Cannot! If I left it outside, more and more will come in my house. Eventually, make love in my house and breed. Then my house will be own3d by lizards already.

    ojibala:
    Haha, I did not kill it lo. xD
  • wow... you are violent


    and lol.... i just notice that i am in YOUR blog! visited here before, hehe, can't believe you actually that violent
  • Fangs
    cruelty alert!! someone call SPCA!! just let it off some plant outside the house can d ma, it will grow by eating mosquitoes and flies, how bad can that be?
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