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How to catch a lizard

Written by Nicholas Chan on May 19, 2008 – 12:57 am -

Freaking lizard

What do you do when you see a lizard running around in your room? On the floor or on the wall or any where, don’t panic. Be slow and steady, then go and look for a pesticides. If you are fast, you can catch it with your hand, but I prefer not to because it’s ewwie. Hehe. I don’t know since when the little lizard’s tail was dropped off. Maybe I am not the first person who was catching it?

I found Shieldtox at home which is for mosquitoes. Just imagine the lizard is mosquitoes and spray on it without any mercy as if you are spraying your hair. LOL. If you are kind, use a tissue paper, wrap it up and throw it into the toilet bowl, or else, I threw it down my apartment. I bet it will not break its bones, because it don’t have bones! So, I didn’t kill it, instead, I released it from high grounds. =D

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25 Responses to “How to catch a lizard”

  1. By Fangs on May 19, 2008 | Reply

    cruelty alert!! someone call SPCA!! just let it off some plant outside the house can d ma, it will grow by eating mosquitoes and flies, how bad can that be?

  2. By ojibala on May 19, 2008 | Reply

    wow… you are violent

    and lol…. i just notice that i am in YOUR blog! visited here before, hehe, can’t believe you actually that violent

  3. By Nicholas Chan on May 19, 2008 | Reply

    Fangs:
    Cannot! If I left it outside, more and more will come in my house. Eventually, make love in my house and breed. Then my house will be own3d by lizards already.

    ojibala:
    Haha, I did not kill it lo. xD

  4. By 3POINT8 on May 19, 2008 | Reply

    or you can wet your and catch it.
    Fro some reason, lizards are easier to catch if your hand is wet. I think they don’t respond to water quite well..

  5. By maike on May 19, 2008 | Reply

    I will run away from them
    saya takut cicak!!!

  6. By tomyammee on May 19, 2008 | Reply

    OMG! u too wu eng d, go 2 catch a lizard. btw, u cn keep them as pets mah,i hv a friend her pet is lizard…hahaXD…

  7. By Nicholas Chan on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    3POINT8:
    Good idea, I’ll try when I see them again next time. I don’t really dare to touch the lizard actually, it’s sticky yet cold.

    maike:
    Really? HAHAHAHA.

    tomyammee:
    Haha, don’t want la. I scared later I don’t know how to take care then it dies.

  8. By Crossfire^^ on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    i am more cruel, i use this
    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/oymy/Blog/IMG_0148Small.jpg

  9. By ojibala on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    drop it from high grounds = violent

  10. By Nicholas Chan on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    Crossfire^^:
    Wow, that’s a good one! I use Shieldtox for everything, cockcroach, flies, mosquitoes, lizard. LOL.

    ojibala:
    Haha, better than if I squeeze it, flush it down the toilet bowl or throw into rubbish bin.

  11. By lynn_reen on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    cruel!

  12. By Chad on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    Just wanna correct you that lizard did have bones :)

  13. By wei haw on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    hohoho!!! so…deep 1 meh???

    haha…xD

    wish wont hav lizzard at my house!!

  14. By yiying on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    waaa. chek ak nia u. =P

  15. By Nicholas Chan on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    lynn_reen:
    Hmm, any better idea?

    Chad:
    Really? I thought it’s so small until it don’t have bones. Thanks for the info, wonder has it bones break or not.

    wei haw:
    Haha, no lizard is better. Got lizard is bad, it’s running around.

    yiying:
    Hahaha. Really bo? Next time I’ll see how you settle the lizard.

  16. By yiying on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    i wont settle it by myself. i sure shout for help from my parents. hahax.

  17. By Nicholas Chan on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    yiying:
    Haha, that time your parents just slap on the lizard. More cruel. xD

  18. By yiying on May 20, 2008 | Reply

    they wont do that larx. they wil just say “just lizard nia marx”. no help also. hahax.

  19. By OSK on May 21, 2008 | Reply

    Jst wondering y the lizard din escape while has chance during u busy snap shot him/her. Pity!

  20. By lynn_reen on May 22, 2008 | Reply

    scream, shout out loud, turn around and walk away. that’s it. :)

  21. By Nicholas Chan on May 23, 2008 | Reply

    yiying:
    Haha, then your house ma lizard everywhere?

    OSK:
    Because it had been shieldtox-ed.

    lynn_reen:
    LOL, but the lizard is still here then if like this.

  22. By lynn_reen on May 23, 2008 | Reply

    just pretend tat u cant see

  23. By Nicholas Chan on May 24, 2008 | Reply

    lynn_reen:
    Haha, like that more disgusting la. Like you 2 are starring at each other. XD

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