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I Watch Porn not Comedies

Written by Nicholas Chan on September 26, 2006 – 2:21 am -

From the Song “I Write Sins not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco”

This is “I Watch Porn not Comedies”
-Lyrics by JayR known as the boy infront of me in class.

Oh… Well Imagine
As I’m going to 7/11 for condoms
and I can’t help but to see.
No, I can’t help but to see a nice family.
‘What a beautiful baby!’
‘What a beautiful baby!’ said a pussy to her boy.
Oh yes, what a joy.
What a joy the baby watches porn.

*Chorus*
I’d chime in with (a)
haven’t you fuckers ever heard of,
Shutting the fucking TV.
It’s better to bullshit off your child.
If you don’t have any responsibilties.

I’d chime in with
haven’t you fuckers ever heard of,
Shutting the fucking TV.
It’s better to bullshit off your child.
If you don’t have any responsibilities.

Oh, well in fact.
If you sex me without condoms I mean technically
I might get aids.
Well I won’t call the cops, So
please don’t rape me.
Oh, well in fact.
If you sex me without condoms I mean technically
I might get aids.
Well I won’t call the cops.
So please don’t rape me, please don’t rape me.

I’d chime in with a
haven’t you fuckers ever heard of,
Shutting the fucking TV.
It’s better to bullshit off your child.
If you don’t have any responsibilities.

I’d chime in
haven’t you fuckers ever heard of,
Shutting the fucking TV.
It’s better to bullshit off your child.
If you don’t have any responsibilities.

Again…

I’d chime in
haven’t you fuckers ever heard of,
Shutting the fucking TV.
It’s better to bullshit off your child.
If you don’t have any responsibilities.

I’d chime in
haven’t you fuckers ever heard of,
Shutting the fucking TV.
It’s better to bullshit off your child.
If you don’t have any responsibilities.

Again…

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