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Indians in UK

Written by Nicholas Chan on February 5, 2006 – 12:21 pm -

Three Indians and three English are travelling by train to a
cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station,
the three English guys each buy a ticket and watch as the
three Indians buy just one ticket between them.

“How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?”
asks one of the English.

“Watch and learn,” answers one of the Indians.

They all board the train. The English take their respective
seats but all three Indians cram into a toilet and close the
door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the
conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says, “Ticket please.” The door opens just a
crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on. The English see this and
agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they
decide to copy the Indians on the return trip and save some
money (being clever with money, and all that).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for
the return trip. To their astonishment, the Indians don’t
buy a ticket at all “How are you going to travel without a
ticket?” says one perplexed English guys. “Watch and learn,”
answers an Indian.

When they board the train the three English guys cram into a
toilet and soon after the three Indians cram into another
nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Indians
leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the English
are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket please”.

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